I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
She announced her abortion via fbk
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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