i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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