Do you still have your period?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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