Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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