I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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