Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You were trust falling into bushes
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Randomize
