We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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