My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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