Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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