Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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