Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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