David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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