Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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