And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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