do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
