dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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