Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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