pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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