I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
My vagina just recognized that song.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
God, I missed his penis.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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