Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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