Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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