I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
