I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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