Porn is love you can see.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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