So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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