Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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