it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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