so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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