Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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