ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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