Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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