Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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