just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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