if you like me you must not know who I am
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
so let's talk penis.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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