You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
