Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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