dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Come see our sink grown plant.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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