What did we do last night that was yellow?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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