They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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