I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
