Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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