it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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