I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
How's work?
Spinning.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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