Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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