Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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