More tranny stories later!
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Let's get the cat blown out
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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