Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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