Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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