Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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