Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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