A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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