I showed him my bush... on skype.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
i out mim tonsoeep
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